Journal Entry: Fri Aug 9, 2013, 3:28 PM
Watching: Deadly Women
That is all.
- The Chipmunks and Chipettes will never grow over 4 feet tall and this is proven in canon.
- Alvin and Brittany marry eachother.
- Simon and Jeanette marry eachother.
- Theodore and Eleanor marry eachother.
- All of the above is proven in canon.
- Alvin and Brittany have two canon children.....their names are Al Jr. and Alvin Jr., and they are identical twins.
- Alvin is the oldest by five minutes.
- That means Brittany is also the oldest.
- The Chipmunks' birthday is on the 14th of a month in the spring, most likely April or May.
- The Chipettes are Australian.
- The Chipmunks' mother is named Vinny.
- Alvin's eyes are blue.
- Brittany's eyes are blue.
- Simon's eyes are a grayish-blue.
- Jeanette's eyes are a tealish-green.
- Theodore's eyes are a light aqua green.
- Eleanor's eyes are brown.
- The Chipmunks do not want your OC.
- The Chipmunks want nothing to do with your OC.
- Neither do The Chipettes.
- No, you aren't a fan if you hate any of The Chipmunks or Chipettes.
- No, you are not a fan if you've never watched the show.
- Repitches are not Chipmunk music.
- There is absolutely no point in making repitches.
- No, real Chipmunk music is not pitched up.
- No, real Chipmunk music is not an edit of the original song.
- Real Chipmunk music is recorded by Ross, Janice, or other singers specifically playing the parts of the characters singing in slow motion.
- There are a ton of Chipmunk albums made over the last 50 years.
- There are also lots of singles.
- The majority of people have not heard all of the songs.
- The Chipmunks and Chipettes are 8-9 years old during the show.
- The Chipmunks and Chipettes are both sets of triplets.
- Theodore and Eleanor are not years younger than their siblings, just a few minutes.
- Yes, if you did not know all of the above, you are an idiot.
- Yes, I have seen people not know all of the above and claim to be fans.